Chinese Covid Test 

Sticking someone or something in a butt.

“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test”

Chinese Covid Test by Tronicon January 27, 2021

Oops COVID-it again 

What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.

Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!

Oops COVID-it again by NeologianPJG April 23, 2020

This covid shit 

An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.

You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around

This covid shit by Mickpsandham August 5, 2020

Breaking Covid Guidelines

A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021

I regret breaking Covid guidelines.

Breaking Covid Guidelines by Henry G Darren June 25, 2021

Post Covid Apocalypse

Everything and everyone has gone to crap, nothing is like it was or will never be like it was. It’s the Covid after effect on short staffed at work, max teleworking, anti-vaxxers, mandated masks for idiots who won’t get the damn vaccine, chuckle-heads on unemployment, TikTok celebrities, depression and anxiety and how you’ve had to adjust work life balance and still make life work. It can make you feel dull and tired, take away your energy, and eat away at your ability to get things done. Forcing extroverts to be introverted and depending on the seriousness of your post-Covid apocalypse, it may last 2 to 3 months, or 2-3 years to even act and feel normal again. But for some people with a severe Post Covid Apocalypse the brain fog-like fatigue and pain can linger forever. A real shit-show that may last even after we’re dead and gone.

Stig: “ everyone’s teleworking, we can’t get anything done, everyone has quit or went somewhere else“

Eric: “ well bro, that’s how it is in this post covid apocalypse“

Post Covid Apocalypse by Torsiondrummer October 6, 2021

The Covid fuck 

When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.

Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.

The Covid fuck by professor PNG November 13, 2021

Near COVID experience 

When you escape infection, because you missed a meeting with a person, that turned out to be infected.

"Hey babe, remember when you wanted to come over, but decided stay home?"
"Yeah, your roommate tested positive next day."
"That's what I call a near COVID experience."

Near COVID experience by TheInfectious February 6, 2022