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Limp Chipscut 

A soggy, oily hot chip that cant stand on its own. Possibly undercooked, over steamed or sat in a bain marie for hours. The most famous Limp Chipscut franchise is said to be Red Roosters. 1 in 10 customers said the were outraged with boxes of limp soggy chips they continually receiving.
"I'm tired of these Limp Chipscuts Red Rooster are selling me. I'm going to KFC where they are not affraid to fry ."
Limp Chipscut by Aok Pok May 29, 2018

National ChipsAhoy🌎☄💕®#0069 Day<3 

It’s pretty self explanatory. ChipsAhoy🌎☄💕®#0069 appreciation day is EVERYDAY‼️ Gonna beat them doonies down too no kizzy 🤷🏾 ♂️💯
Yk what day it is 😏?”
Sunday??”
Happy national ChipsAhoy🌎☄💕®#0069 day<3

Secret chipstick 

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.
‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

Ti li vze chipsa 

A question that papa asked Niki.
Niki Niki, ti li vze chipsa?
No papa!

Chinstrap99

Often ugly,a fat faced dude whom loves hot men and calls them "brother," Often associated with cults and brainwashers.
Don't listen to him, he is a chinstrap.
Chinstrap99 by Josh January 25, 2004
Pronounced: chayps, shapes, japes

Quick greeting used to avoid someone. Usually leaves the other person confused, leaving enough time for a quick exit and no conversation. Sometimes incorporated with a quick handwave.

Pracical Use:
- awkward momments (lifts, toilets, etc)
- greeting people accross the street
- to confuse people (shop attendants, parking inspectors)
- change conversation (bosses, wives, people asking for money)
Person A: Cheps

(Person A avoids eye contact with Person B and moves on)

Person B: Hey?...

(Person B is confused; does not know if Person A actually greeted them, sneezed, coughed, etc.)
cheps by Steve Maven December 9, 2008