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brandgasm

When modern marketing/branding gets absolutely self-indulgent, out-of-hand, crass, tacky, etc. eg: Gap commercials, Apple's retail stores, Nike (period).
Mathias: have you been to an apple store(tm) yet? seems like they are like temples.

Jeremiah: yes, there's one here. overinflated, self- indulgent brandgasms.
by Jeremiah Junken April 11, 2004
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Brandeis AZA

The coolest AZA chapter in the world. The colors are blue and white and it was founded in 1963. Brandeis is most well-known for having one of the longest serving advisors in BBYO history, Moish Hamburg.
Five-fold convention. Bravaa! Moishburgers

and most importantly Brandeis AZA
by pseudonym1519 June 1, 2011
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Dirty Brandy

When you’re getting fucked and the D is hitting that spot and you squirt and it lands in your drink.
Yo I was fuckin my girl and I made her squirt so hard I made a Dirty Brandy.
by RopeBunny814 May 6, 2019
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band binge

The process of becoming obsessed with a certain band for a period of time and listening to their songs over and over on a daily basis. Usually fades within a few days. See also song binge.
some guy: I'm so obsessed with GWAR lately, I can't get enough of them!
some other guy: Better be careful, sounds like you're band binging.
by TFS July 10, 2005
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band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.
- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."
by jl91 December 15, 2008
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Dark Brandon

A joke started by twitter users in early 2022, the joke was originally used ironically to make fun of conservatives skewed perception of biden, and to also make fun of the fact biden is more seen as a senile old man that doesn’t do anything. The meme takes inspiration from many 2020 attack ads which depict him as a reckless leftist who will destroy America . Although the meme was used ironically for most of its use, it seems as of recent biden has been more aggressive in his policy and remarks. The joke was also picked up by many mainstream news outlets (typically more right wing) which saw it as an attempt by leftist to make him look cooler.
person 1: hey, have you seen these dark brandon memes? they seem so stupid

person 2: dark brandon will rise, you are not safe from his reign!
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horse the band

A five piece "Nintendocore" band from LA, California. The reason they have been coined as a Nintendo related band is because through out there selection of albums and E.Ps there have been a handful of video game references.

1. pol's voice

An enemy that appears fairly late in NES's "Legend of Zelda".

2. Birdo

The first boss in Super Mario Bros 2. (America)

3. The house of boo (questionable)

Boo is a character from various Mario games.

4. there most famous song "cutsman"

Cutman is the real name of a character from the Megaman series.

"There are Nintendo references in 3 of our songs: Cutsman, Pol’s Voice, Birdo--they serve as metaphors for something else that is important in Nathan’s life." - David Isen

Despite all these references the band as a whole hate being related with Nintendo paraphernalia, or being bombarded with questions in interviews about video games.

HORSE the band has toured America, Mexico, France, and recently the entire fucking world on there self-ran, self-booked tour.

Current line up:

Nathan Winneke – vocals

David Isen – guitar

Dashiell Arkenstone – bass guitar

Erik Engstrom – Synthesizer/LSDJ or the nanaloop(?)

On the earth tour there drummer was Jon Karel

Previous members:

Mike Benitez - bass guitar

Andy Stokes – bass guitar

Adam Crook – vocals

Eli Green – drums

Jason Karuza – drums

Alex Duddy - drums

Christopher Prophet - drums

albums:

R. Borlax

The Mechanical Hand

Pizza EP

A Natural Death

HORSE the band is extremely energetic and are always drunk, at least at shows. they almost always end with "cutsman", and due to popular belief, they fucking hate when that song is requested for various and obvious reasons.

HORSE the band is a very funny group of people, they often make great, and in depth/immature jokes on stage and in interviews.

i.e

"Alright, so I guess the best place to star…"

N: Fuck you! (Laughs) I'm sorry. No, I'm not really sorry, keep going.

"HORSE the band is five stellar gods running from a haunted future they can't possibly forget. Formed on the mean streets of Los Angeles in 2027 A.D. the members of H the B began to create their exotic sound to fight the past and recreate the future." - myspace.com/horsetheband
"I love horse the band"

"When does horse go on"

"HORSE the band is the best fucking band that ever walked this depressing planet, nothing else matters"

A "HORSE the band is like nintendo rock, right"

B "Shut the fuck up."
by jakedaxflame June 20, 2008
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