king of the blumpkins

asher roth be the king of the blumpkins

yo i heard asher roth is the king of the blumpkins

king of the blumpkins by yeye09e09 June 19, 2009

two-story blumkin 

when a guy's recieving blowjob while taking a shit on the "top shelf" (upper level of the toilet) and the bitch thats blowin him is takin shit in the bowl.

Dude, last night I got a two-story blumkin at this frat house.

two-story blumkin by gradeAwood October 26, 2009

69 blumkin 

i thought of this myself, its when you are taking a dump in your bathroom and your partner decides to come in and suck your penis, thus making it a blumkin. but instead you flip her upside down and start to lick her vagina making the 69 position thus making it a 69 blumkin

dude omg she blew me while i was takin a shiz and i was all, "imma return the favor" so while she was still suckin i fliped her upside down and i ate her out at the same time yeah. she was like i love 69 and i love blumkins, i love the 69 blumkin.

69 blumkin by L.Duffel September 9, 2010

blimpkin 

A blumpkin occuring on an airborne blimp. See blumpkin.

While receiving a blimpkin I wondered whether I also qualified for the mile-high club.

blimpkin by The Pod February 26, 2005

bumpkin 

Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. clodhopper, hayseed, hick, rube, yokel.

Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities.

bumpkin by Sashal March 31, 2004

blumkin pie 

when a nigga be feastin on some pie while recieving a "blumkin" from your bitch.

"Damn fool, my bitch made me some sweet blumkin pie yesterday"

blumkin pie by jenny420 October 30, 2007

Uber Blumkin

verb: to receive a blumkin while eating a sandwich.

Man I just met my girl in the bathroom with a subway sandwich and I got an Uber blumkin!

Uber Blumkin by Anon4all January 14, 2009