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cat batter

The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye
Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye
by Yeahbe November 22, 2017
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splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.
I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm
by K.Moon April 22, 2018
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Ball batter

Semen, cum, jizz, ball snot, splooge.
I covered my girl face with ball batter this morning.
by Taylor Ramsey May 18, 2018
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Cake Batter Splatter

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life
Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind
by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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Peng batti

Lad 1: Rah she’s got a peng batti

Lad 2: Yh innit g I’d tap that ting any day
by Road man 1 June 23, 2019
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