1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.
2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.
Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?
Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...
by pympkane December 6, 2021
Get the dumb apemug. Everyday you walk into this class, your wrists will magically slit themselves. Many people recommend this class to people such as Hitler and Stalin, as it's such a fun class. This class will for sure fill up your notes app with suicide notes, sometimes you'll even print them out just incase you go vertical on your wrists. Don't forget the slew of work that's comes out faster than you can cry, don't worry though there's no time to cry. You'll find yourself staying up all night long just to avoid this slop of a class. Many people ask what you'll learn, simply tell them you learned how to write a suicide note in 45 minutes while answering the prompt.
Student 1: Hey I just signed up for AP World History!
Student 2: I have taken AP World History!
Student 1: What's it like?
Student 2: Grab a rusty razer and chew on it until you get tetanus
Student 1: What
Student 2: I have taken AP World History!
Student 1: What's it like?
Student 2: Grab a rusty razer and chew on it until you get tetanus
Student 1: What
by Thatuhpersonhahahaha April 7, 2025
Get the AP World Historymug. Ape shit- This nigga josh mersky who has a fat fucking ass and walks like the gay dike he is. He forces girls to hook up bc no one wants to. His victims are always scarred for life but his assburgers disease shit doesn't allow him to come to his fucking senses. he literally looks like a chimpanzee with the lips of a baboons ass. He's also autistic and some other weird retarded shit.
girl1."omg did you see josh at the party last night."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
girl2."yeah fucking retarded ass nigga couldn't fit through the door bc of his fat ape shit ass."
by dickmedowndaddy 2.0 May 20, 2019
Get the Ape Shitmug. You can consider yourself lavish you lavish like AP if you make a bitch put on ur socks and u stare directly into her eyes and show her tell her who the fuck her daddy is.
Ap: “Yeo fham Have you ever made a bitch put on ur socks”
Km: “cant say I have”
Ap: “then you ain’t livin lavish like ap”
Km: “cant say I have”
Ap: “then you ain’t livin lavish like ap”
by Theyenvyme January 7, 2021
Get the Lavish like apmug. by Heath79 October 12, 2008
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Get the Pros Apmug.