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Alexander

A dick who at first glance appears to be a nice guy. He sleeps around and he plays multiple girls at once. He is usually blonde, tall, and from the midwest. He buys you over with his sob stories, and then you find out he has been fooling around with a bunch of other chicks.
Sussie: I just got a boyfriend!!
Jan: Me too! His name is Alexander
Sussie: So is mine...
Erina: So is mine...
by revenge is sweet bitch July 17, 2011
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Alexed

Taking free stuff under false pretenses; not coming through on your e-thuggery
I bought someones PSP on the internets, but he took the money and never shipped it.

Dude, you got Alexed!
by DirtyDrunkard March 1, 2009
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Alexandros

He sticks sausages up his arse
Why are you alexandros
by Jeffmonkey123 December 15, 2019
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Alexander (Alex)

A cheating lying piece of shit that will ruin your life he is never going to change he will always be unloyal he will leave you for a girl that looks like a whole man he is the biggest fuckboi you’ll ever meet
“Huh? Oh Alexander (Alex)? Eh he’s a little bitch.”

Alexander is a lier I don’t like him.
by Issa.queen12 December 29, 2018
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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

A joke of a "politician" if you can even call her that. Her arguments are poorly formed out of feelings rather than facts. She's your typical millennial who thinks they know their way around politics when they haven't even bothered to listen to other opinions and views. She takes offense and makes a big fuss out of things that aren't even worth going off about (such as being addressed as AOC by Nancy Pelosi and the left, yet takes offense when the right addresses her the SAME way). It's hard to listen to her speak at times, and you can tell that she leaves out key pieces of information. I seriously don't know how she got elected, but hey that's Congress for ya. New York is DOOMED.
I would pay to watch Alexandria Ocasio Cortez get SLAUGHTERED in a debate with another poc who actually knows what they're talking about (such as Candace Owens). She's not a real politician. She makes New York look like such a joke.

You can't fix stupid, but boy you can elect it to Congress!

I wouldn't be surprised if Urban Dictionary takes down this comment because of "censorship rules" aka communism which is coming to a place near you now that China Joe and Kamaltoe have been elected.
by CongressIsDumb January 2, 2021
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Alexander Rybak

A Norwegian/belarusian bitch who won eurovision song contest 2009 with the most annoying song ever, "fairytale".
He is hated by most Norwegians.
person 1 : "I'm in love with a fairytaleeeee even though it huuuurts"
person 2 : shut up you fucking cunt, no one likes alexander rybak
by agagagagagga March 10, 2010
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Alexa

You are not allowed to do that. (alexa)
by shory November 17, 2013
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