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A level of drunkenness characterized by a total lapse of lucidity, a lack of logical thinking, and a tendency to post meaningless philosophical dribble to one's story. From least to greatest, the scale of drunkenness goes: Buzzed, Tipsy, Drunk, Wasted, Alexed.
Did you see Kom during the Trail of Tears? That man got Alexed before 4:00 P.M.!
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by YaBoySquare May 19, 2017
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Taking free stuff under false pretenses; not coming through on your e-thuggery
I bought someones PSP on the internets, but he took the money and never shipped it.

Dude, you got Alexed!
by DirtyDrunkard October 24, 2008
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Totally messing up a simple mechanical task and endangering lives in the process
My mate popped round to fit a wheel on my car - fucker Alexed it right up and knackered my wheel.
by Roadman Scat June 18, 2018
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