Apeing

Verb. When you climb everyday objects (poles,gutters,walls, etc) to reach the top for no apparent reason.

I'm so hyper, what should I do?" "Let's go do some apeing

by himynameisgadget July 9, 2011

APEX Legends

APEX Legends is basically Fortnite 2.0. 'Nuff said.

"I don't play APEX Legends because it sounds like your saying 'Ape Sex' and that's gay. Miss me with dat gae shit!"
- Mohandes Ghandi

by J-to the Dizzle May 15, 2019

Apestein

A piece of hairy monkey in an expensive suit using its high rank position in Hollywood-about industry to fuck very young and attractive starlets to be legally prosecuted afterwards and eventually found dead in its prison cell after a second suicide attempt. Also as a verb, to act in such a manner.

- Hey, smartsy little intern! Wanna come & see my garage Saturday night?
- Do you want to Apestein it with me, boss?

- Nah. Don't dare come near me!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 22, 2020

Apeldoorn

A wierd girl obsessed with Office Depot and that has falsely coloured hair. Dances awekward variations of clogs... Apeldoorn's are often not able to get along with Steve's, they have many differences and will fight about every damn thing.

Sorry Steve, I can't it if Julie's an Apeldoorn

Mary: "I'm going to office depot!"
John: "So what? Are you an Apeldoorn?"

by Eppelhcs January 2, 2008

aperture science research facility

set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal

person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-

person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?

person 1: i have no life

by Dr.x1611 May 3, 2010

babin apes

a whole bunch of people drining and partying...

me and my boys bout to babin apes

by chex hellholder December 4, 2007

Apeshitter

An area in the jungle or a zoo where species of tailess monkeys choose to let loose of their bowls.

That tree is an apeshitter.

by Toby Wayne March 26, 2007