Box waffle 

(Adjective) You wack off with waffle boxes on your hands.
(Verb) To go masturbate in a fort of waffle boxes.

(Adjective)~ "Dude you are such a box waffle!"
(Verb)~ "After I stiffy pancaked my girlfriend, I am going to box waffle with my friends."

Box waffle by Mr. Box waffle January 17, 2011

ego waffle 

It's the fuel for a bro's ego.

I was getting my swell on at the gym when this broad told me I had nice arms. My daily ego waffle.

ego waffle by dreadman11 June 14, 2011

Orange Waffle 

Orange Waffle: a term referring to female genital mutation giving the large and puffy labia with orange hue with cheese-like excretions that sometimes smell like Asian food. This retardation of the vagina leads to continual break-ups and embarrassment for females with this condition. Often found in Asian females, Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) sometimes leads to said females acting out wildly.

After finally getting intimate with his new girlfriend Sharon, Barry smelled the lower-body wafting of Kimchi & Soy Sauce and disgustedly ran from the room. Once again Sharon's Orange Waffle Syndrome (OWS) ruined a relationship and in a drunken rage, Sharon streaked through her neighborhood laying on top of cars at times.

Orange Waffle by MrChunk June 15, 2012

poop waffle 

When one takes a massive poop in the shower and proceeds to waffle stomp it down the drain.

“Poop waffle”

Bro, I just stomped a massive turd down the drain and made a nice poop waffle.

poop waffle by Testicularism November 9, 2019

dutch toffee waffle 

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.

Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction

dutch toffee waffle by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017

Poka dot waffle

A moldy vagina worst than a blue waffle

The woman was so old she hada poka dot waffle.

Poka dot waffle by cj1x35 June 7, 2010

twat waffle

Term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Listen twat waffle, I'm gonna kick your teeth in." - unfriendly
"Yo twat waffle, come grab a beer." - friendly

twat waffle by TommyG21 April 8, 2010