Poka dot waffle

A moldy vagina worst than a blue waffle

The woman was so old she hada poka dot waffle.

by cj1x35 June 07, 2010

Douche Canal

When a womens douche bag slides into a mans mouth and then he eats it.

Friend:Dude your breath is teribble wtf!
You: Damn the smell of the canal hasnt left my mouth
Friend:Nice you did the douche canal

by cj1x35 February 19, 2011