kick ass and take names

This expression does not date back to Vietnam or the 80's. it is ancient in the marine corps and is what drill instructors did up until the mid 70's

My Drill Instructor could kick ass and take names."

by daniel f ring August 11, 2014

Take Care of Business

Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.

Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.

Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.

Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.

Brian: Huh. Really?

Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.

by MuffyDev August 7, 2010

you make me want to take a shit

something you'd say to a hideously ugly person or somebody who has insulted you...great come back line creates luaghs to people who are near anywhere.

a ugly girl starts making fun of people and gets to one person and he says "you make me want to take a shit", whole bus laughs and she is humiliated.

by Nightmares August 22, 2007

take you down a peg or two

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.

Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

by Nick D May 14, 2004

take that

A coined phrased used commonly by P.Diddy meaning to take great thought to what was previously said

you a B**ch!... (some one over to the side, "TAKE THAT TAKE ThAT!")

by Deez March 29, 2004

Take it or leave it, mein furrier

Similar to "Take it or leave it"(i.e. "this is your only option") but with a more sardonic edge.

I think this comes from a special edition of the Gilbert Shelton cartoon strip "Fat Freddie's Cat", in which the eponymous character narrowly escapes a genetically modified death at the hands of a mad, well, furrier.

Kid: What is there for dinner?
Dad: I'm cooking lasagne
Kid: wailing I don't like that
Dad: Well, take it or leave it, mein furrier

by John D W June 1, 2006

Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.

Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"

by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006