twatverts

annoying adverts.

these fucking twatverts are gettin' on my tits

by JediSquirrel May 4, 2011

twakward

adj.
1. To be a combo of tall and lanky, with little or no visible muscle
2. To look geeky or nerdy
3.A combination of the two; esp. an awkward combination

Wow, that boy is so twakward!

by ilovetwakwards July 6, 2011

twapsicle

An ice cream pop that is inserted in the females vagina and then consumed. Normally flavors consist of very berry, and freshest fruit.

I ate that chicks twapsicle last night. She had the very berry, and it came out very tuna...

by thehangman1256 July 9, 2011

Twain Wreck

When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.

'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'

'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'

by JoanJettHead August 18, 2011

Twagged

Getting tagged in someones Tweet

Why did I get Twagged in that tweet

by MWit103 August 26, 2012

Twat Factory

Someone of such twatitude that they may as well be producing twats from an assembly line.

John: Are you coming to Dave's tonight, kid?
Piers: Nah, lad, that's fella's a fuckin' twat factory

by TomRC March 13, 2012

twautism

A complex psychiatric condition affecting as many as 68 million American women over the age of 19 and characterized by rapid a decline in thought, speech and behavioral patterns, with exacerbations and remissions occurring in close concert with sufferers' menstrual periods.

When Bill saw normally dignified non-demonstrative Heloise screeching curses at the coterie of shitty but otherwise harmless musicians gathered in the public sewer known as the Pearl Street Mall, he was dumbfounded.

"Her?" he said to Ricardo.

Bill's friend leaned in close. "Twautism," he said in grave, conspiratorial tones. "Every goddamn month around this time, you'd swear she'd just eaten a box of thermometers."

by kemibe February 23, 2013