by TheRealJohnnyJohnny March 2, 2019
Get the Johnny Johnny cupcake shopmug. by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
Get the wetter than a nun in a candle shopmug. When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.
by Faster Redhead May 24, 2018
Get the Grief shoppingmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Shopping With Your Parents youR witH shoppinG<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.
Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.
Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!
Man: ...Damn shopping trance...
Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!
Man: ...Damn shopping trance...
by NewbDeffy August 27, 2017
Get the shopping trancemug. The shop where year 9s can get their vapes from without being ID’d. Most Corner shop Bossmans either don’t know that you need to be 18 or they don’t care that you are underaged.
**Year 9 goes to the corner shop**
Year 9: Wagwan Bossman. Let me just get a Blue Razz Lemonade Elfbar.
Bossman: Sure fam. That’ll be £5.00. Would you like a bag?
Year 9: Sure bossman.
Bossman: Will you be paying by cash or card?
**The year 9 knows that their parents can see all the transactions made on their bank account and their parents could possibly catch them buying vapes so the year 9 chooses to buy it with cash**
Year 9: I’ll be paying by cash, Bossman.
Bossman: Thank you. Have a nice day.
**the year 9 now uses the vape and makes sure to hide the vape in their underwear when they go back home so the parent can’t find it.**
Year 9: Wagwan Bossman. Let me just get a Blue Razz Lemonade Elfbar.
Bossman: Sure fam. That’ll be £5.00. Would you like a bag?
Year 9: Sure bossman.
Bossman: Will you be paying by cash or card?
**The year 9 knows that their parents can see all the transactions made on their bank account and their parents could possibly catch them buying vapes so the year 9 chooses to buy it with cash**
Year 9: I’ll be paying by cash, Bossman.
Bossman: Thank you. Have a nice day.
**the year 9 now uses the vape and makes sure to hide the vape in their underwear when they go back home so the parent can’t find it.**
by Oscar31782 October 18, 2023
Get the Corner shopmug. by Nay-bear July 25, 2017
Get the bae shoppingmug.