Farmer Steve

A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.

He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.

When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .

"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.

"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!

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by pstage May 13, 2008

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Scuba Steve

A man like no other. A not so well known super hero. A man who possesses the ability to woo any woman. Appears in the movie 'Big Daddy'. This is one very unique individual. Believed to have originated from somewhere in England although historians are not sure of the exact wherabouts of origin of this speciman it is believed he currently resides in the humble village of clonlara county clare. Upon birth doctors predicted this phenomenon would well surpass 7 foot in height and achieve many great things.

The name scuba steve has also become a widely used term to describe a highly awkward situation, event or person.

Scuba is considered by many as a true king among men.

In recent times scuba steve has been described by many as irelands answer to Usain Bolt. Scuba steves coaches have boldly predicted that within 2 years he will have smashed usain bolts 100m and 200m records. There is no limit to his potential.

Catch phrases:
"so big"
"so cool"
"so fresh"
"to tesco"

Uses of a scuba steve:
reaching high objects
dictionary of strange information
Anti wall climbing
droping items
finding money saving deals

Also known as:

son of scuba sam
big s
so big
steve
stevie h
showard

Dude no. 1 trips over his own legs
Dude no. 2: "Damn you just did a scuba steve"

by bigexpert May 4, 2009

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steve courson

one of the first players in the nfl to openly talk about steroids. even though he was on steroids, he was one of the best offensive lineman in the 1970's and early 1980's he played for the pittsburgh steelers and tampa bay buccaneers. Played with legends like terry bradshaw, franco harris, and lynn swann. After he admitted of taking steroids, he became a motivational speaker and talked to many athletes, adults and kids alike about the dangers of steroids. He was a great man and will always be remembered.

steve courson was one of the first players in the nfl to admit of taking steroids.

by coa September 16, 2008

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