Santa baby

A perverted song that has messed up lyrics that you expect to be something but isn't

Did you hear Santa baby on the radio last night?

by Anti_Cringy_Kidz April 23, 2018

Dirty Santa

The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.

Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?

Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.

.....

Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.

Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).

Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.

by Royal_Rake December 8, 2017

Santa

The Myth that is used to teach children that lying is an acceptable Christian practice.

Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.

Reindeer can fly.

Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!

The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.

OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.

But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)

I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?

by TylerMalone January 8, 2009

santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

by brandi February 10, 2003

santa

my daddy
14!!!LOLLOLPLOLOLOLOLOLKPIOFJPKPOLLOKLO!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1

Santa is a hottie!

by WEEKYWOO!!!!!q11!!!!! December 27, 2003

dirty santa

you have it wrong, it's when someone is asleep and you fart in their face. The trick is when someone is sleeping

Bob gave bill a dirty santa when he was sleeping

by DA OLE DITY August 23, 2005

Santa

Satan when spelled by a dyslexic.

Satan, oh I mean Santa, is coming to town.

by Hexenhammer December 23, 2009