Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them

There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today

by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024

speeding

being sped

cardi dean was speeding today

by lil squelch December 22, 2020

speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019

danimatronic speed

Polish man

Danimatronic speed or Spinister the Sinister is Polish

by 075 Rook January 20, 2024

speed out

when you gotta get out quick and you grab you flipflops even though youre still wearing socks for example

yo bro imma speed out real quick
aight dawg

by Ayyrex January 5, 2017

Koia Speed

Well known as a highly accurate process performed at an accelerated pace.

Man, I crushed out those label changes at Koia speed! Pure perfection and, wow that was quick. It's a thing of beauty...

by Articulate Gentleman March 12, 2023

Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 14, 2010