Skip to main content

Ryan

Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.
I fucked a Ryan last night. It was so hot, but when I woke up he was already gone.
by hahsofunny79 July 8, 2010
mugGet the Ryan mug.

Hawaiian Ryan

When having sex with a girl, you lay on top of her, thrusting your pelvis and pretending like you're paddling a surfboard out to a choice wave. Then you blow your load in her, stuff a pineapple in to her vagina, then jump on top of her making the pineapple and cum shoot out (no need for pull and pray). As your are standing on her, make the Shaka, moving it back and forth, then in the voice of the surfer dude from Spongebob you exclaim, "I MADE HER EXPERIENCE HIGH TIDE"
I didn't want to use a condom, so I used the Hawaiian Ryan instead of the pull and pray which is so old school
by RogueElement811 October 10, 2012
mugGet the Hawaiian Ryan mug.

Ryan Shiels

Commonly known as a person who's hair defies gravity
Hey, look over there, its a Ryan Shiels
by Darth Sylar November 29, 2009
mugGet the Ryan Shiels mug.

Ryan Gosling

Only one of the hottest guys alive. Seen in Young Hercules, Breaker High, Murder by Numbers, Remember the Titans, The Notebook.
by Deb January 10, 2005
mugGet the Ryan Gosling mug.

Ryan Giggs

An unbelievably successful and truly fantastic footballer who plays for Manchester United. He's an attacking left-footed left winger with great ability in terms of speed, dribbling the ball and leaving even the very best defenders with 'twisted blood'.
He has played for United since he joined the youth teams in 1988, aged 14, and is still playing for United in 2008, aged 34, TWENTY YEARS LATER - which shows his amazing, completely unmatched loyalty to the club.
He has played 700+ games for United, and is currently second in the all time appearances record behind Bobby Charlton (although by the time you're reading this, he may well have overtaked Charlton's record)
He has won the league NINE TIMES as of the end of the 2006/07 season - this is a record in English football history (no one has ever won as many).
As well as winning 9 Premier Leagues, he has also won 4 FA Cups, 2 League Cups and 1 Champions League - making him THE most decorated player in the premiership (and, like, joint most decorated player EVER).
A truly legendary player, he scored THAT goal against Arsenal in the FA Cup semi-final replay at Villa Park in 1999 - which was later voted: 1. Goal of the century, 2. Best goal in the FA Cup competition, 3. Best moment in the FA Cup competition (which has been going on for over 100 years) and 4. Best Manchester United goal. He picked up the ball YARDS behind the half-way line and then dribbled way over half the entire length of the pitch and through the ENTIRE Arsenal defence (which was world-class at the time), going past some players twice, to score the magnificent goal.
He was born in Wales but moved to Manchester aged 7, and so, unfortunately for us English, wasn't applicable to play for the English side. If he'd been English he would have WITHOUT A DOUBT earned over 100 caps by now, and who knows, probably helpled England progress a bit further in the competitions.
The World Cup is the only trophy he hasn't won. He was won everything else, usually more that once.
Legend. Pure LEGEND.
Q. Who's the most successful footballer of all time?

A. Ryan Giggs.

Q. Who's the best left winger of all time?

A. Ryan Giggs.

Q. Who's the greatest player that ever played for Manchester United?

A. RYAN GIGGS!!!
by Alice Maria January 18, 2008
mugGet the Ryan Giggs mug.

Ryan Blue

A great Vocalist, Outstanding Guitar player who has the most gorgeous eyes and smile you'll ever see on stage.
Ryan Blue travels to various states such as Pennsylvania, Florida and California performing for large groups and audiences of all ages.

He is by far sexy and talented, dont deny the Blue.
by Kloie4kix April 12, 2011
mugGet the Ryan Blue mug.

Ryan Alpers

The sexiest man alive. Has an attractive body, that attracts Jings and women. He eats more than a cow, yet the six pack of a God.
I wish Ryan Alpers would touch my weiner....
by Ryan Alpers beast September 28, 2011
mugGet the Ryan Alpers mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email