While online gaming and surfing porn simultaneously, what you do so as to not get kicked out of a game when the other gamers complain of you being laggy - pausing the streaming porn movie or download so you can pick it up later without losing the story line or the download. A side benefit of pause porn is that you can alway alt+tab your way over to the paused porn for a quick "sneek peek" when the gaming goes through a boring patch...
by Monte B December 29, 2007
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Barb was overcome by her obsession for tentacle porn...envisioning 8 throbbing tentacles with 8 throbbing dildos ravashing her indefinitely....
by Jimmy Duranti December 11, 2003
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1. It put the blames onto the victim (because they'll assume victim doing something wrong onto the perpretrator)
2. It trivialize sexual abuse as a form of "entertainment" (because they'll assume "revenge porn" as "porn", not pre-recorded sexual abuse)
1. It put the blames onto the victim (because they'll assume victim doing something wrong onto the perpretrator)
2. It trivialize sexual abuse as a form of "entertainment" (because they'll assume "revenge porn" as "porn", not pre-recorded sexual abuse)
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person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)
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George: "That's messed up. People who watch eel porn are sick fucks."
Hank: "Why are you squeezing your legs together like that? What's coming out of your shorts? Eew, is that an eel?!"
Hank's dad: "Hi there, Hank! Say, who's your friend? I think I saw him in a video one time!"
George: "That's messed up. People who watch eel porn are sick fucks."
Hank: "Why are you squeezing your legs together like that? What's coming out of your shorts? Eew, is that an eel?!"
Hank's dad: "Hi there, Hank! Say, who's your friend? I think I saw him in a video one time!"
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