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Master Bater

Being the best at bating. An absolute master, to be exact. You must not act like a douche, you must just bate. And bate well. Very well. what is bating? if you do not know, you will not find out.
I am the master bater. bow down to me, or i will mumble mumble.
by white brown! May 4, 2010
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ass master

Carlos D. of Interpol is a prime example of an ass master.
Wow, you are such an ass master Carlos! lol
by Crash And Burn March 3, 2005
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Master Blaster

Master means biggest, best, thoroughly skilled and dominating.

Blaster means a powerful ejaculating cock so bad it should be classed a SciFi weapon.

Or in other words, a Master Blaster is a cock of the biggest and most powerful type - one that will dominant your world.
They are talking about me in that Ivor Biggun song "Bras on 45". I got the Master Blaster and will rock your world.

When the twins finished me off, my Master Blaster about shot down that starship Enterprise.

Little girl I don't think you are ready for the Master Blaster. But come back when you are 18 and we can work on some stretching exercises. You got some nice potential in your ass and boobs for a 15 year old. - Leroy Brown
by William Shaftner February 9, 2010
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madsterbate

My mom makes me so angry... I'm going to go madsterbate.
by Joemama23 December 25, 2007
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Par Master

Par Masters are people who have a strong Par game. There are very few Par Masters and these Par Masters come together to form a Par Council. The Par Council decides on issues ivolving the world of Pars, Pars would not live on to this day without them.
#1)
(Talking to a short girl)

Small Girl: I wanna be a wizard
Conor: Shame you're a dwarf
Small Girl: your Par game is strong
Tom: yeah youre a Par Master

#2)
(Out walking the dog with a lady friend)
Lady friend: The dog smells better than you
Tom: Yeah well the dog smells better than your fanny
(Later Tom tells Conor about said event to which Conor replies "Tom you are such a Par Master"
by PARthVader December 13, 2010
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masterbanating

1) Verb: To masturbate using an emptied banana peel.
Guy 1: "Dude, we were eating lunch and Tom started talking about masterbanating."
Guy 2: "That's fucked up."

Guy 1: "Yeah, he said he microwaved it beforehand."
by dsdude September 11, 2009
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MASTERBATERIFIC

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC
by Pianochiick December 18, 2010
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