#1)
(Talking to a short girl)
Small Girl: I wanna be a wizard
Conor: Shame you're a dwarf
Small Girl: your
Par game is strong
Tom: yeah youre a
Par Master#2)
(Out walking the dog with a lady friend)
Lady friend: The dog smells better than you
Tom: Yeah well the dog smells better than your fanny
(Later Tom tells Conor about said event to which Conor replies "Tom you are such a Par Master"
