jock up

The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor

Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes

by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011

Josh white

A Josh White is when some peckerhead lies to another man's wife to convince her to sleep with him

ie. Pretending to be looking for something different than what you are really looking for

Ex: Everything was going great until some ass clown pulled the Josh White on me and now I can't trust my wife.

by Mellon September 25, 2017

Straight-through Jones

A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.

Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!

by Blob67 December 26, 2017

dead end job

A place where they forget your name and all will lose their soul just to survive the game.

Work at your dead end job, where they forget your name, and all will lose their soul, just to survive the game. Forget your goals and dreams, life isn't what it seems, sales goals they're keeping score, we're all left wanting more.

by shapiro_slayer_69 January 12, 2020

Joseph Joestar

Involuntary amputee who accidentally crashed his own funeral and was a trap at one point

Joseph Joestar is the best JoJo

by grease_of_sandwich October 31, 2020

dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013

Jongin

The main dancer of South Korean boy group "EXO" insanely handsome and talented. Will literally kill you with his smirk.

Jongin is such an amazing dancer, he definitely belongs in EXO!

by Exokaitrash May 27, 2017