jarvital

The feeling you get in any one of your body parts when Donald J. Trump is about to win the Republican nomination, and ultimately, the United States Presidency.

Person 1: "Did you hear Bernie Sanders lost to Hillary Clinton in the primary?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the thought of how bad she is going to get cucked by Donald Trump gives me a jarvital breast."
Person 1: "Me, too. Are you up for a salad?"

by FriendlyJarvialFeelings July 11, 2016

Jack in the boxing

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.

The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.

by Got caught January 16, 2014

japananas

a japanese pineapple (ananas is Dutch for pineapple)

hey I have a problem
what is it?
I want a pineapple but also go to Japan. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm freaking out!
Dude, chillaxxxxx! Take a Japananas and all your problems are solved.

by Japananas January 17, 2015

japanese lunch time rush

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015

jaykae

Arguably One Of The Best Grime Artist From Birmingham, Known For Songs Such As Toothache, Froggy And Moscow

Guy 1: what u listening to?
Guy 2: Jaykae Toothache

by BRUMTOWNSTANDUP November 17, 2019

Janegirl

The polar opposite of a tomboy; i.e. a boy who likes traditionally feminine things

Anthony loves dressup, he's such a janegirl

by James Devons October 11, 2016

Jayklickin

jayklickin is the finest man ever he is so fine he gon have ya pussy throbbing so bad he gon have ya toes curling he is just so fine and his voice will reall make you fold

Random- have u seen jayklickin he’s ugly asf

Me: BITCH ARE YOU BLIND AND ARE U DUMB BECAUSE JAYKLICKIN SI FINE ASF HOE

by Niyah💋💋 October 23, 2022