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less handler

one who cannot "handle" as much
jae- anyone got a reg? i got a freaking line to the oil rack and all three of you are BSing

mariachi- oh i forgot, jae is LESS HANDLER. i got this! go take a break BITCH!
by jae92274 June 9, 2009
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brick handler

one who handles bricks, i.e., of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, etc.; someone who deals large quantities of drugs
"That guy makes mad money, he's a straight up brick handler."

"I'm about to get a tattoo of a brick with a handle on it, cause I'm a certified brick handler."
by Père Temps October 28, 2011
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One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.
Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
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Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
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tennessee hanger

"Wee wee eww! He had such a tennessee hanger!"
by Chrissy Brauwn September 28, 2012
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Mexican handkerchief

The act of forcefully excreting mucosal sinus contents through one nostril and onto the ground (or floor) via the closing of the other whilst expelling air - likely originating in either the American southwest or Bible Belt, most prevalently used in the trucking and agricultural industries snot rocket farmer blow
I gave up lookin' fer a Kleenex and pulled out a Mexican handkerchief on the lobby floor.
by Wyndham Lewis April 30, 2012
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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