Gold-Bond Cake

When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.

Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."

Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"

by AmikeL ErotchX September 15, 2010

Worth its weight in gold

Something or someone that is of high value.

For instance if someone is worth their weight in gold to you, then in a literal sense (assuming that person is 150 lbs.) their value would be 2,847,000 USD. (Because gold is worth about 1,300 USD per Troy ounce)

The new financial controller I hired cut down our expenses by 26%. He is definitely worth his weight in gold.

What?! 15 bucks for a drink? What, is beer here worth its weight in gold?!

by RAEM November 11, 2013

all that glitters is gold

a phrase used by a piss-fetishist when they are craving for some golden-yellow love

Kennith - "Hey big sexy, whatcha wanna do tonight?"
Benjamin - "All that glitters is gold"

by tha EWOK September 28, 2003

gold pill

suicide

he thought that he would redpill, or blackpill, the world by getting a PHD, but ultimately he chose the gold pill.

by mhargis November 22, 2022

Gold Digger Ism

The act or profession of a man/woman which is a gold digger

Good Evening Miss. My name is Adam. Im 6'1, well off and successful in my company which specializes in Gold Digger Ism.

by ladyz21 September 28, 2009

Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

Camel Turkish Golds

worst cigarettes ever for me,,
tastes like piss/rotten fish..
if you like the sour taste,, maybe,,
i'm seriously regretting that i bought this pack

yo u wanna drink piss?
nah, i'd rather smoke camel turkish golds!

by jay h. November 20, 2007