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Karate Fruit Salad 

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.
Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

Welch fruit snacks 

Welch fruit snacks are a way of life and if you don't respect them you will never have happiness.
at my 3rd grade lunch I would pick up girls with giving them these Welch fruit snacks.
Welch fruit snacks by anonymous October 29, 2020

Dragon fruit Dalmatian

a Dalmatian inside a dragon fruit!

made by-Moriah Elizabeth
"I searched dragon fruit Dalmatian and found nothing"

class on fruit 

An alleged anime that that stupid nigga dom says he watched
Hey dom have you watched any animes?
Dom: Class on fruit
class on fruit by Papakobee September 18, 2021

Nutty-gum and fruit spleggings 

Oi bruv can your mum make us some nutty-gum and fruit spleggings sandwiches?

purse fruit 

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.
I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.
purse fruit by Dave Newport May 3, 2007