sex fruit 

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

sex fruit by weirdgoo September 14, 2019

Karate Fruit Salad 

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

Karate Fruit Salad by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020

Welch fruit snacks 

Welch fruit snacks are a way of life and if you don't respect them you will never have happiness.

at my 3rd grade lunch I would pick up girls with giving them these Welch fruit snacks.

Welch fruit snacks by anonymous October 29, 2020

Dragon fruit Dalmatian

a Dalmatian inside a dragon fruit!

made by-Moriah Elizabeth

"I searched dragon fruit Dalmatian and found nothing"

Dragon fruit Dalmatian by mandola_2805 March 10, 2022

class on fruit 

An alleged anime that that stupid nigga dom says he watched

Hey dom have you watched any animes?
Dom: Class on fruit

class on fruit by Papakobee September 18, 2021

Nutty-gum and fruit spleggings 

What British "people" call peanut butter and jelly.

Oi bruv can your mum make us some nutty-gum and fruit spleggings sandwiches?

Nutty-gum and fruit spleggings by Penis with a D October 27, 2022

purse fruit 

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

purse fruit by Dave Newport May 3, 2007