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fart resin

The leftover microscopic particles of feces left in the threads of bed sheets, seat cushions, and clothing as a result of flatus being filtered through them.
The threads from Mr. Belvedere's car seats emitted a repugnant funk. Little did he know, the source of it was his own unrelenting flatus. His fart resin lingered in the deepest darkest threads of the upholstery of his Ford Taurus, further damaging the resale value.
by Bjergen April 23, 2007
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Fart Blanche

Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.
"Honey, you have fart blanche to fart under the blankets tonight."
by bean_eater February 9, 2010
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Ball Fart

When you squeeze your asscheeks together while farting, the air is focred downward and through the side of your balls. Awesome noise.
Hey dude, you wanna have a Ball Fart contest?
by Themadhatter October 17, 2003
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inside fart

When you have gas and can't let it out...usually due to the fact that you are in a public place...the fart then goes back into your stomach rather than out your anus - most often resulting in an awkward noise.
Man I was in class today and I had to fart, but there was this hot chick sitting next to me so I had to inside fart instead. Turns out it was so quiet she heard it anyway and gave me a disgusted look.
by phil-will March 21, 2010
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lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.
Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.
by hoho223 February 13, 2010
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fart castle

fart castle: an apartment filled dirty laundry, fast food trash and other junk lying around which is so bad, so smelly, so ridiculous, that you do not want to be in the place. the owner doesn't seem to notice or mind it and in fact treats it as his pride, like his own "castle", while other people are disturbed by it and avoid it at all costs
let's stay at adam's house after the party

nah, the place is a fart castle
by silentErik February 17, 2010
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Samurai Fart

The rival of the Ninja Fart. Unlike the Ninja Fart, the Samurai Fart is done with purpose, honor, and intent of nasel destruction. The Samurai Farter always annoucnes the upcomming gas attack with a loud battlecry.
Alexis: GAAAAAHHHH!

Jim: What?

Alexis: *Farts*

Jim: WTF was that?

Alexis: Most honorable Samurai Fart
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
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