Bjergen's definitions

craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.

Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!

by bjergen March 23, 2007

TBM

totally brainwashed mormon

Brian likes red bull, but he won't drink coffee what a TBM.

by bjergen September 29, 2011

gentleman style

In order to perform in gentleman style, a man must be wearing a top hat and a Mr. Peanut mono-lens eyeglass. In addition, he must perform his thrusts with his fists on his hips, and say "oh dear" when he has an orgasm.

Peter North knows nothing of gentleman style.

by bjergen May 24, 2007

TBM

True Blue Mormon; member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints; momo; LDS

Gerald won't drink coffee and can't wait to get his own planet. Dangit, he's a TBM.

by bjergen September 29, 2011

boner bender

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

by bjergen May 24, 2007

durge

The act of stealthily hitting a person in the back of the knee, causing the joint too rapidly unlock, sending them to the ground.

There I was, picking up on Amy, when that rat-bastard Richard came and durged me. I had been holding a fart in the chamber, but as I applied effort to keep myself from falling, I blasted an embarassing toot. Needless to say, my conversation with Amy was over.

by bjergen August 14, 2006

value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.

Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.

by bjergen August 11, 2006