fap5

1) The act of masturbating while pressing the f5 key on your keyboard as a means to update the page if new content is posted.

2) Pressing f5 while fapping to get the next page in the series, commonly hentai.

Poster of the Hentai: Is anybody actually reading this?
Anon1: fap5fap5fap5, yeah, we're here.
Anon2: Sorry, been fap5ing the whole time.

by MaceDragon December 9, 2010

fapportunity

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Fapchating

The act of jerking off and sending it to snapchat or any other social media account. A lot of people do it and it's becoming bigger, creepier, and more intense

Guy 1. What the fuck are you doing!?
Guy 2. Nothin, just fapchating the bae.
Guy 1. That's weird bro...
Guy 2. Then why are you staring at me?
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: your cute when you smile...

And that's how fapchating can help people come out of the closet! ;)

by Double D1021 August 28, 2014

Faparoni & Cheese

It is when a guy busts on a cold bowl of Mac & Cheese after plowing someon & it is usually eaten by the person that was fucked.

Guy #1: "Hey Apolo, Ramses told me you fucked that girl?"
Apolo: "Not only did I fuck her bro, I gave that bitch some Faparoni & Cheese!"
Guy #1: "You're the sickest"

by Asianblackman May 15, 2015

Fuck Fapping February

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.

Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.

by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018

faptitude

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.

"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."

by GinaMina November 13, 2007

Fapfuel

dirty talk, porn, sexting. a really hot girl, or boy.

talking dirty with you is such fapfuel

by fapfuel June 10, 2011