eric

a logic stan and discord mod

eric is such a logic stan

by chadchadlikeskiwis January 24, 2022

Eric

He is an idiot who is also gay for shonen. His life is completely depressing and he's a monkey!

"Wow it's Eric the depressed monkey"

by Your cool friend137 January 31, 2022

Eric

The sexiest man with the biggest cock in the world. He loves to procrastinate on homework and eats with the rats in his mom's house.

Wow look at that wild ERIC!!

by Papi Ryder February 8, 2022

Eric

a stupid and ijnorant child who is an idiot.

eric is dumb

by eric is dumb February 11, 2022

Rip an Eric

When you are at the dinner table with guests and you rip a fat fat. Once the smell hits the guests, the head of table gets up walks into his room and slams the door.

I went to Katie’s house last night to meet her family and i happened to rip an Eric.

by Lips1997 March 31, 2022

Eric Reskin

A meticulous accountant.

This guy is running deals like most only dream of.

This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.

He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.

This guy works like he invented the word work.

Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.

"How do we track this?"

"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"

"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"

"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"

"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"

"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"

by Durrick April 6, 2022

Eric

a short Minecraft obsessed crazy dummy

man u are such an Eric

by the_tatertot'o_destinety April 6, 2022