Varro

A loud dildo. Either a broken vibrator that makes loud noise or a dildo that has fallen on the floor and makes a loud resonating sound.

"Oh my god, this dildo went completely varro..."

by Paolo Catania December 3, 2019

vajooj

n. 1) A derivative of the word vagina. Often used as a euphemism to describe the female anatomy.

2) Used towards others insulting their masculinity (if male).

3) A combination of the first two definitions whilst masking it as part of another language.

1) "Do I smell your vajooj or is it just a little humid in here?"

2) "Don't be such a vajooj and stop crying you widdle baby."

3) "Helvetica est la vajooj."

by polygonprospect. July 30, 2008

vagisation

vagisate - meaning to compensate with vagina.

I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.

I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.

by Sofi June 20, 2006

vag webs

a vagina which hasn't been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover vagina walls with a white sheet.

A: Can I eat you out?
B: Can you ever! Oh wait a moment, I have to dust my vag webs

by samanth. July 25, 2006

Vampire Creativity

A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.

"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"

"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"

"Dude, I have no idea."

(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)

by wingding2424 August 3, 2009

Vashusham

A sexual act between 2 or more people, where one member of the party holds open there anus, and the other member excretes into it.

For Such a act, special equipment is required, this is called the "Apparatii"

"Fetch the Apparatii, I have a feeling that tonight, we're gonna have some Vashusham tonight"

by Xythra September 10, 2009

Vagagony

The pain between the legs that women feel from the seat on a bicycle, or after a spin class. Kelly Ripa brought attention to this word by using it on a "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" episode.

I need to buy padded shorts, because I'm in vagagony after that last ride!

by Supergenius1 April 14, 2010