Two types of woman

There are woman you marry & then there are woman you don’t!

Two types of woman!

by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019

i also typed this with my nose

i wanted to define ' i typed this with my nose' but insertpseidonym was 5 years faster. so yay

insertpseidonym: i typed this with my nose
me :i also typed this with my nose
insertpseidonym: i dont care

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 2, 2022

typewriter

A gang bang where the girl is passed down a row of guys, whereupon reaching the end of the line she starts over at the beginning. Similar to a typewriter

That gang bang was ridiculous, she was passed around like a typewriter.

by Mrs. Featherbottom December 23, 2007

randomly typed keys

Some keys randomly typed like gjkgohkjeopvckiwkbvopsk.

"Dude, people actually study what keys people randomly type?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Chicago Typewriter

When you fuck a chick from behind (anal or vaginal) and you pull your cock out right before you cum and tap it on her back as you cum making a sound like a typewriter

I left a red mark on shirley's back when I gave her a chicago typewriter

by Dude that fucks Jessica Alba October 15, 2008

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A nerd joke. The irony of this is the code 10 is more or less meaningless. the code for two is 00110010 or 011101000111011101101111.

01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 00101101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110100 01110011. heheh. there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

by Ronan August 21, 2006

typewriters

longest word u can type without the bottom 2 rows of you keyboard

if u can find a word longer than this w/o using the top 2 rows of keys ill give you a buck

by David October 20, 2004