telepathetic

The inability to abide by unwritten telephone etiquette.

Could also refer to technology deprived older people’s inability to operate modern smart phones.

"Sandy hung up on me! She's so telepathetic!"

Grandma's measage : "Could you please bring us a juicy dick?"

"I mean duck, damn auto-erect"

"Shit, Gran is REALLY telepathetic!"

by IcySpeedQueen January 24, 2014

telemaggoting

To place an unwanted or illegal call.

Sometimes I receive several telemaggoting calls a day.

by MidNYteStorm October 27, 2014

Teledocking

When two consenting adult males squish their own dicks against their respective webcams at the same time.

Nick and John had a round of teledocking on Thursday in an effort to keep their long distance love affair from going cold.

by The Real Nickey Kell March 15, 2017

Teleport

Anything that can take you places through time and space

Through the teleporter to get to Europe in 1929

by BBB World War I October 28, 2017

TELEBORTION

an {abortion} {teleportation }

made by two dumbasses in a discord call

hey honey! I got a telebortion!

by funny big laugh June 20, 2020

telesforo

This person is one of the best people you will ever meet. Telesforo is always working hard and wouldn’t stop until it is perfect. Telesforo is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He is very handsome and very smart. He helps everyone he meets.

“Is that telesforo”
“Yah he’s great”

by 1245678 November 16, 2020

Teletubbyzurueckwinker

Charles

Charles is such a teletubbyzurueckwinker

by TeletubbyBremse July 29, 2021