Teodora

Teodora-definition of perfect
She is beautiful,smart,supportive,caring...good at everything-HEATHER.
BUT also she is domineering and born to be a leader.Everyone thinks she's a whore because all the boys are in love with her. But it's not her fault, she just wants boy friends and doesn't like to be in a relathionship.

OMG!BEAUTY QUEEN!What's your name???
AWWW,thank you!My name is Teodora.
Oh,not big surprise here!

by mi pa zu zu zu January 19, 2021

Tebow blocking

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

by tafamustafa December 26, 2011

Refrigerator Tetris

When you have so much food and leftovers in your refrigerator that you have to find a way to stack them to get them to fit.

Refrigerator: Open the door to start a game of Refrigerator Tetris.

Sean: *puts leftover pizza into the refrigerator*

*everything in refrigerator falls out*

Refrigerator: GAME OVER

by WIKITIKI July 7, 2009

tea party

A right wing movement that actually helps democrats more than they help republicans.

Tim: Dude this is awesome the Guy Ted Cruz and the tea party supported won the primary.

Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism.

by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

Ted Stevens

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.

Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"

by author September 1, 2006

terminal gay

Terminal gay is the gayest you can possibly be. No matter how many gay things you do, you cannot get any gayer.

Clinton, you didn't get any gayer by putting on that purse... you have reached terminal gay.

by Don Marlsin November 24, 2007

Textmerized

adjective. A manic condition in which a person's attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.

Jill tried several times to tell her husband Jack that she was pregnant with his brother's child, but Jack was textmerized by his argument with Kurt on why the Cubs are better than the Sox.

by cyberobotic August 1, 2010