I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018
Get the Birth One mug.1. A fanfiction term, which means the fic is one chapter long.
2. A one-hit, which basically means that something kills you in one attack in video games.
3. A game by Eliza Velasquez about a kid named Niko who attempts to screw a lightbulb into a tower and save the world.
2. A one-hit, which basically means that something kills you in one attack in video games.
3. A game by Eliza Velasquez about a kid named Niko who attempts to screw a lightbulb into a tower and save the world.
1. One-shot fanfics are okay, at best.
2. GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT FUCK THIS BOSS, HE'S GOT A ONE-SHOT ATTACK
3. You only have one shot, Niko.
2. GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT FUCK THIS BOSS, HE'S GOT A ONE-SHOT ATTACK
3. You only have one shot, Niko.
by Verdigris June 15, 2018
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Get the One Seven mug.This is a shortened expression of "having a time" -- So, the act of experiencing any situation--in any context-- mildly or intensely, good or bad.
"Hey, how's it going over there?"
"I'm havin' one."
"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"
"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."
"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."
"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."
"I'm havin' one."
"See that guy over there, passed out with his sunglasses on and a beer in his hand?"
"Oh yeah. He's definitely havin' one."
"I can't talk right now because shit totally just hit the fan, I'll call you when I'm not havin' one."
"This bar is a little weird, and these people are creeping me out... but I'm still havin' one."
by Lo Mayne June 6, 2019
Get the Havin' One mug.{Julio} Hey Jesus, there's a single-engine airplane taking off from the airport over there.
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
by Telephony August 20, 2019
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Get the Get one in mug.A person who hates to be out done. So out of jealousy or hate, whether made up or true has a one upping comment or action to try to make them selves look better.
Example: 1 one upper
Billy shoots wild game and is happy so he posts a pic on face book of his reward from all the hard work.
Billy's friend sees post and is jealous so he post a larger animal he shot illegally years ago.
Example:2
Billy buys acreage to hunt and doesn't let others so he can fill his freezer and not anyone elses because he worked so hard for it with out help.
Billy's friend gets jealous buys land while going in to extreme debt he can't really afford.
Example :3
Billy buys a new car because he never has had one before and has the excess cash to do so.
Billy's friend buys one aswell but bigger , while going in to debt he really can't afford.
Example:4
Billy tells a true life experience about building car engines and racing.
Billy's friend tells a story trying to one up and completely over exaggerates saying he's won racing trophies, but has never had his lieing ass in a race car.
Billy shoots wild game and is happy so he posts a pic on face book of his reward from all the hard work.
Billy's friend sees post and is jealous so he post a larger animal he shot illegally years ago.
Example:2
Billy buys acreage to hunt and doesn't let others so he can fill his freezer and not anyone elses because he worked so hard for it with out help.
Billy's friend gets jealous buys land while going in to extreme debt he can't really afford.
Example :3
Billy buys a new car because he never has had one before and has the excess cash to do so.
Billy's friend buys one aswell but bigger , while going in to debt he really can't afford.
Example:4
Billy tells a true life experience about building car engines and racing.
Billy's friend tells a story trying to one up and completely over exaggerates saying he's won racing trophies, but has never had his lieing ass in a race car.
by Tre81 November 5, 2017
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