Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.

by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018

Sispulation

Placing a Q-tip in to your dickhole so it wont be so narrow.

Samantha : Hey Mike you lasted really long last night!
Mike : Yeah I just did a sispulation last friday.

by PargeLenis July 25, 2018

Swish and Swipe

Then take the toilet bowl brush and swish it around in the toilet. Even if you don't use any soap; you will keep stuff from growing in there. Then wipe off the back of the toilet with the used paper towel or rag, then the seat, the rim and lastly the sides and floor.

My little brother went to piss and missed so I made sure to get the rim when I had to swish and swipe on my chore list.

by The Chorist July 30, 2018

Swiss bitch slap

Done by a swiss girl in her 20s, consist of using their swiss passport as a slapping weapon with the objective of showing social-economical superiority.
The slapping can be done tp people, tables, etc.

- "That girl slapped her swiss passport on the restaurant counter upon arrival, demanding the best table".
- "Yeah, seems like a clasic swiss bitch slap".

by Rockstar Nias August 6, 2018

sispinion

The proffesional opinion of a sister and/or girl.

"I think i'm gonna ask Muhammed out, what do you think"

"Well in my sispinion he's a douche"

by _fr@nk_ September 1, 2018

Swipes

Good as fuck!

Taken from tinder, we only swipe fine bitches. No association to a big dick.

Bro this milkshake swipes!

by The philos0pher September 21, 2018

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018