stalkward

To awkwardly stalk someone.

"Hey! Isn't that the guy who was siting behind us on the bus yesterday?"
"Ah, stalkward."
or
"Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"
"No, I don't think so"
"No I do! Oh I know, from social networking site.....oh..stalkward."

by Miss KTrain March 31, 2009

Stalk Block

An attempt by a person or organization to convince people to reduce the amount of information they display on their online profiles.

I can't believe CNN did an expose on people's privacy being compromised online, now I can't find half my Facebook friends' cell numbers or addresses! CNN is totally stalk blocking me!

by EgoAnt February 17, 2010

Stalkerific

A term used of joy or to define anything in general, depends on the conversation.

Those shoes are stalkerific!

Were going to your grandmother's at four...
Stalkerific....

by sameguywhomademellek February 6, 2009

Spralk

An odd combination of sprinting and walking.

Dude, I ate to much to run, I think I will just spralk this morning.

by NrgQuest February 11, 2009

Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist

Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."

by mstmat September 25, 2009

Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

stalk-contact

The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.

"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"

"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"

by it's time December 1, 2009