shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.

Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.

by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004

Shape Shifter

A common word used to describe a tin of chewing tobacco. Tins can be easily concealed under the false pretense that it is perhaps Ice Breaker Mints or some other kind of similar object. The best part is that if someone asks for a mint it is common to deny them because people are greedy and do not share mints.

Corey: Do you have you shape shifter?
John: what is that?
Corey: You know your shifting cylinder of shapes.
John: oh ya, but why do you call it that?
Corey: Because it can take on so many shapes it so easy to conceal!
John: Well i do have it indeed

by johon willaim gates September 28, 2012

Suicide shift

Similar to road head except the driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger while driving, instead of the passenger performing oral on the driver; the passenger steers from their seat and announces when to apply the brake and throttle.

I came up with this driving down the road at work making jokes about purposely wrecking the whole truck if the guys didn’t stop messing with me while driving. They joked about giving me road head to calm me down and I countered with the suicide shift.

She gave him the suicide shift while driving down the road yesterday.

by Snake doctor February 26, 2019

short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"

"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"

by Cassar November 17, 2006

Stick Shift

V. When you receive a terrible hand job.

That dumb bitch was stick shifting me last night. It must have been her first time.

by DocHANDY September 5, 2012

sniff

Another word for a crackhead or coke fiend. Instead of calling someone a sniff, when walking past them just sniff heavily twice.

Person 1: Man my nose hurt yo.

Person 2: Nigga you a fuckin sniff!

by sonkun9 March 28, 2009

shift

Sometimes used in impersonating a n00b.

<n00b>OMG LYK I WAS WLKIN AT DA DNER YESTRDAY AN I WAS LYK OMGWTF WAT DA HELL IS DAT BBQ DOIN IN MY HOLE?
<n00blet>4nd h3 w45 l1k3 wtf wh47 1n 7h3 w0r1d 15 d4t???
<impersonator>OMG LYK DAT IS SO KOOL!!!!shiftshift11shift shiftshift shift1111

by T3h m00f1n4t0r September 4, 2008