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Safe For Sante Fes

Verb. Hood hustle con game where someone trades something of lesser value for something over much greater value.
Black, how did you trade that Corona for a whole 5th of Henney?? Boy, that’s safe for Sante Fes type shit right there, Homeboy.
by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017
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Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.
Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!
by Uniaer October 26, 2020
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Shants

Pants that were cut into shorts.
It was hot outside, so I made some shants from my pants.
by jimmy gunz April 27, 2009
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Shanteena

a mystical beautiful young girl who can fuck you up in some guitar hero.
We are playing guitar hero tonight so if we have a chance against Shanteena, we got to get her drunk first.
by Oscarmontes October 28, 2008
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monte sant angelo

a school mostly filled with white girls who are most probably dating view or shore kids. the girls in this school can act occasionally ‘inappropriate’ and young for their age but is expected for a white girl school in north sydney
“yeah, she’s a monte sant angelo student.”
by chxrrymin June 17, 2019
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Puerto de Santa María

El Puerto de Santa María (Spanish: "The Port of Saint Mary", locally known as just El Puerto) is a municipality located on the banks of the Guadalete River in the province of Cádiz, Spain.

The town of El Puerto de Santa María is 10 km north east of Cádiz across the bay of Cádiz and is best known for having been the port from which Columbus sailed on his second voyage to the Americas.

Feria del Vino Fino (Spring's fair): El Puerto de Santa María's local week of fiesta, dancing sherry drinking and sevillana dancing this is usually in the middle of May. This is the principal festival is the Feria de Primavera (Spring Fair), held between the fifth and sixth week after Holy Week. In recent years, it has coincided with May 1.
El Puerto de Santa María is a place to enjoy, with beatiful beaches. And there is a competition with Jerez, that this town always loses, because El Puerto is the best. Official Sports are: Fishing in the river, eating fried fish (pescaito frito) and drinking Fino Wine.
by Dani El C April 10, 2011
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Santa

Jolly, joy spreading fella!! By the power of Christmas magic fits his rather rotund posterior down the chimney where little darlings wait eagerly for his presents.
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.
by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003
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