Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

rape shits

The shits you get after a proper, thorough anal rape of the butt

If you don’t get rape shits, it wasn’t really rape

by Bad C dev December 5, 2025

Titty shits

titty shits (n.)
The explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea that occurs immediately after someone aggressively motorboats you during sex, usually because they just chugged half a bottle of cheap rosé and three shots of Fireball on an empty stomach.

"Bro, I was deep in a titty-fuck with this chick from the bar when she suddenly clenched, let out this demonic gurgle, and gave me the wettest, warmest titty shits of my entire life—straight-up turned my chest into a goddamn crime scene while she moaned like nothing happened."

by Xanderbadger February 25, 2026

Giggle Shits

When you laugh to hard you start shitting your pants.

"I have a serious case of the giggle shits right now"

by Lickerballs March 3, 2026

shu-shitshoe

a sexual act where your woman hovers her anus over a shoe and shits in it

i like shu-shitshoe

by gerbilkill March 8, 2026

Hotdog Shits And Prison Chicks

When you spend the entire day eating hotdogs and then decide to video chat with prison women, but you also have to go to the bathroom, so you end up doing both at the same time.

Dude, last night Jobless, Virgil and I had another hotdog shits and prison chicks session.

by ButtholePuncher69 April 2, 2026

Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.

Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."

by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010