Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 9, 2024
mugGet the Tiktok Shop Gurumug.

clean up shop

a cocaine addict who sniffs up the cocaine that drops on the floor in a drug shop so it doesn’t fall into the hands of the police
“Bro wanna hangout?
“Bro I can’t I have to clean up shop”
by yamomhaha April 8, 2022
mugGet the clean up shopmug.

noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles
“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man
by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018
mugGet the noodle shop manmug.
Milkbasket.
Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!

Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.
by PunPundyt November 24, 2021
mugGet the Daily Essentials Shoppingmug.

tik tok shop

Means you look different on social media then how you look in person.
he is way more ugly in person he’s like tik tok shop.
by dezzz nutssss October 24, 2023
mugGet the tik tok shopmug.

Candy shop

Adult only chocolate and sweet store
I got a chocolate wonka bar from the candy shop and it fucked me right up
by Dead Stu April 14, 2022
mugGet the Candy shopmug.

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