rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.

I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.

by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020

Rusty Ocarina

Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.

Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.

by RobAnybody November 3, 2020

Rusty tomahawk

Having anal with a partner and wiping your feces covered penis on their face like war paint.

She let out a whooo whooo when I stuck it in her butt so I gave her the rusty tomahawk!

by Rustoma October 18, 2020

Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.

"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".

by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017

Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement

That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.

by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017

rusty bitch

Slang for lasagna.

Person 1: yo mom lets buy some ground beef to make some rusty bitch
mom of person 2: I'm proud to call you my son

by pumpcunt October 14, 2017

rusty russian

A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails

They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night

by Twobodiez June 19, 2017