Retards

The Democratic Party

Barack Obama and his socialist cabinet are nothing but a bunch of retards!

by TheRightIsRight September 22, 2009

Retardation nation

The U.S. under Obama and the dems.

Obama bails out the rich, and screws everybody else. Only in the Retardation nation would this be tolerated.

by wjc December 25, 2009

retard yodel

The goofy, inappropriate noises an uneducated individual makes in lieu of stimulating conversation; inappropriate laughing.

I asked him "how's it going?" and all he said was the retard yodel.

by Cadmus Joe December 9, 2008

retard fish

A slang term coined by a group of biology students in the Bahamas, used in place of "stupid", "idiot", "ignorant", or simply "retard". Also, "fuckin' idiot" or (fuckin')"bastard".
Can also be utilized as a form of endearment, in lieu of "silly".

Hayden is such a retard fish, I mean, I can't believe he actually pronounced 'egregious' incorrectly.

Or:
Bush stole money from small, sickly children- what a retard fish!

Or:
Emily, you're such a spazz- silly retard fish! :)

by P-Unit, Jass, Puff January 5, 2009

Retardity

Extremely high concentrated levels of retardation.

George Bush's retardity has reached unpresidented heights

by Skrilla 88 March 10, 2008

Retard O'clock

A special time, typically from around 9pm to midnight when you and your group of buddies start to laugh uncontrollably at the most stupid of jokes, obscure references and even ambient noises happening around you.

This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)

Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.

I can't even believe that could be that funny, I had to run out of the room crying... and I don't even remember why. Must be Retard O'clock. It's way too late.

by FishyB November 8, 2010

Retard Diet

A diet consisting of extremely unhealthy, easily prepared frozen and processed foods. Simple enough to make, even by for retarded person. Examples: chicken patties, hot dogs, Goldfish, Pop Tarts, Diet Coke, Zebra Cakes, Steak-Ums.

Dude, all you ever eat is shit! Try a goddamn vegetable for once!

Nah yo, I'm on a retard diet. It's so easy and yummy!

by JoeCheechoo December 12, 2010