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Tentacle Porn

Form of erotica where women are satisfied by their favorite form of octopi or other cephalopod mollusks. Generally these creatures have eight muscular arms equipped with two rows of suckers or even genitalia.
Barb was overcome by her obsession for tentacle porn...envisioning 8 throbbing tentacles with 8 throbbing dildos ravashing her indefinitely....
by Jimmy Duranti December 11, 2003
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revenge porn

A very rude, crude, crass, and insensitive word to describe Non-consensual sexual footage
Stop telling Non-consensual sexual footage as Revenge Porn, because:
1. It put the blames onto the victim (because they'll assume victim doing something wrong onto the perpretrator)
2. It trivialize sexual abuse as a form of "entertainment" (because they'll assume "revenge porn" as "porn", not pre-recorded sexual abuse)
by Sir. B March 22, 2021
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Porn smarts

knowing about all things sexual. The most effective contracepion, love, relationships, sex toys ect. contrary to popular to what many think most porn stars are not dumb, some having a high I.Q.
I got to get a date with lisa she's got porn smarts.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009
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porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website
person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
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eel porn

Pornography involving the insertion of live wriggling eels into sexual orifices. Primarily enjoyed by perverts, sexual deviants, eelophiles, and aquatic pet store employees.
Hank: "Dude, I was going through some of my dad's videos last night, and I found a bunch of eel porn!"
George: "That's messed up. People who watch eel porn are sick fucks."
Hank: "Why are you squeezing your legs together like that? What's coming out of your shorts? Eew, is that an eel?!"
Hank's dad: "Hi there, Hank! Say, who's your friend? I think I saw him in a video one time!"
by omgnakedpeople June 28, 2007
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Breakfast Porn

Porn that is watched while eating breakfast. It can only be called Breakfast Porn if it occurs at the first meal of the day.
I think I will grab a bowl of ceral and watch some breakfast porn.
by The Pastamaker February 23, 2007
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SKAT PORN

Media produced showing the act of sexual gratification involving fecal matter. Basically it is any form of porno that shows fecal matter being transfered from one partner to another in order to accomplish sexual relief/ gratification.
man I really wanked it hard to that skat porn.

that skat porn was super.

give me back my skat porn mag.
by mandudebro August 1, 2008
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