Paper Bag Syndrome

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face

So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.

by worsethanaids August 11, 2010

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010

The page cannot be displayed

Something that comes up on your internet browser when either your Internet Service Provider is being a Twat, You aren't connected to the internet, or if the web page really isn't there any more.

Something that keeps coming up on my computer. It annoys me so much that I nearly once smashed my moniter up

by Glittery Goddess May 9, 2004

Yellow Pages masturbation

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".

Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.

by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010

Yellow Pages

The most accurate and most logical religious text I personally have ever read in my life. I mean who could not believe after reading the story of Jesus and Mohammed fighting aliens on 1-922-9344 on St. John's BBQ joint. It even preaches the negative consequences on adultery at 1-900-TITS-N-ASS. It is generally read by crack addicts. Because only people under such a mind stimulating substance could appreciate the truth. The satanic equivalent to this book would be Microsoft Bing.

The Yellow Pages changed my life as a person. It taught me how to love and how to live.

by None Yo Buzinezz Man March 5, 2011

spam page

Spam pages are accounts on Instagram that post 1083638 times a day. The owners are usually gay and/or a local.

A lot of the time, spam page owners are ran by white people who act/want to be black.

Their posts usually consist of a reaction video with some dumbass title that has nothing to do with the video/post. Some of their captions could include “omg I didn’t sleep at all today sksksksk” or “I hate school sksksksk”

A good percent of spam pages are fans of Nicki Minaj, Lana Del Rey, Ariana Grande, or a KPop group.

Becky: omg I just ate a salad I should go post it on my spam page

Bethany: omg yes girl

by JayIsReallyGay August 18, 2019

jimmy page

The fastest fingers in the world.

Jimmy page has the fastest fingers in the world.

by delay December 14, 2008