fucked up friday

first friday of every month everyone gets as fucked up as they posibly can and party

kat:u ready for fucked up friday!?!?!?!?!?!:D
mom:helll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kat:can i have money for tht now?
mom:um no buy ur own shit and my shit

by kat252;] August 08, 2011

Friday Night Funkin

Well... You know... Fnf the classic rhythm game that everybody is playing now... : )

I love friday night funkin : D

by Soupmaster200 May 20, 2021

ass slap friday

Friday is the day where you are allowed to slap anyone's ass especially if they are wearing leggings, yoga pants, spandex, etc

On ass slap Friday he walked past 10 girls and slapped their ass

by The wizard696969 February 21, 2014

Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday a recurring event that happens every Friday from 12 AM to 11:59 PM. The Boys are suggested to go out and find the fattest bitch they can find and get with them. Any girl over 150 pounds is valid for this event. The reason we celebrate Fat Bitch Friday is to humble ourselves and to honor the Fat lives matter movement which doesnt really matter. This event is not to bring down Fat women but to give them a chance in life, because who knows maybe we all secretly like fat bitches, gotta find out some how.

Kevin: Yo wtw for tn im trying to go out and get some girls
Ant: Perfect its Fat Bitch Friday and I have a girl thats 165 and her friend is 173, which one you want.
Kevin: .... 165 please

by Niggalations Prophet June 26, 2020

Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.

Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.

by nikkan_hanil July 02, 2004

Slap ass Friday

Slap ass Friday shouldn't be real, It's sexual assault.

If anyone is touching you talk to someone you trust.

Kids, never do this please. This is sexual assault.

Person 1: "Hey! It's slap ass Friday and you know what that means!"

Person 2: "You know, you're just going to sexually assault someone you weirdo. I suggest you don't do it."

Person 1: "Oh sorry, I didn't know, my apologies.

Person 2: "Yeah you better be sorry weirdo."

by March 25, 2021

friday night cute

1) cute after a few beers
2) remedy for needing something cute on a friday at the end of the day

That stranger is really friday night cute

by fridaynight2 June 17, 2011