Johnny

Someone who never gets anything right and requires constant guiding.

Person A: I bought my plane tickets but got the dates wrong.
Person B: That's so Johnny.

by Tabaçao August 18, 2021

Johnny Holman

Born 12/19/01/ Also known as Jibby, jib, mcjibby, biggins, fatso mcbiggins, jibber jab. Is as loyal as a golden retriever. just ask him if he wants to go by bys

"Hey bro, wanna go party tonight" "nah man im good, im gonna stay home and play xbox with my guy johnny holman"

by Greengo444 June 14, 2018

Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 3, 2023

Johnny Shot

Shot of Malort
Chase with Shot of Tequila
** no salt or lime **

Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're Wild AF!

by Doble P December 5, 2023

johnny

the superior version of timmy

person a: man johnny is so cool
person b: yeah i know

by Reminite November 18, 2023

johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)

It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv

by Baddaman January 14, 2008

popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant

'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'

by Shan0206 February 10, 2014