Newton Massachusetts

Newton Massachusetts is a totally pathetic city that thinks that its too cool for the rest of the world. You can't get by in Newton without owning all clothes from abricrombie, having a different pair of solows for every day in the year, at least 6 pairs of uggs and a bunch of northface jackets. Everyone goes to national jean with their daddy's credit cards everyday of the week.

Clasic Newton Massachusetts Slogan:Abricrombie for life!

by NEWTONITE! July 29, 2008

Massapequa

This town has the fucking most amazing kids, north of sunrise, and the south side is full of fucking whores who start giving their boyfriends head at the age of 12. They're choice saying "Who cares if we're sluts, your just jealous because your boyfriends like us & we have money."

The southside (aka Lockhart and East Lake) and full of amazing kids who dont give a shit about what the whores in Unqua say.

So to sum it all up.....

South side - shit heads.
North side- most amazing kids ever

Massapequa crushes Farmingdale in everything

by The Mother Fcking Princess July 2, 2008

away message

What we used to call status updates back in the day.

We used to inform people of what we ate for dinner through an away message.

by cmiller4642 June 9, 2010

Bam margera message board

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esalen massage

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After Carla won the competition for the new advertising account, she was hit by another car on the way home. Feeling stressed-out, she called up Tom and scheduled an esalen massage for the next morning. The next day, after her esalen massage, she called her friend Emily and said, you've got to have an esalen massage -- it's the greatest thing I've ever done for myself.

by john5535meaders March 19, 2007

MSN messanger

the most kik ass instant messenger IN UR FACE AOL!!!!!

-dude, MSN sux ass
--U MOFO
(loud bang)

by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

massachusetts

The state simply known as MA or MASS due to an impressive and consistant illiteracy rate among truck drivers, postal workers and tax collectors, who are the only people who care it exists.

This is my friend Jim, he's from Boston.

by supraturtle November 10, 2006