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tool making factory 

Someone whose toolness is so high it actually rubs off on other people. A "tool making factory" is the next step of toolness after toolshed but before a country whose gross domestic product is tools.
Joe is not just a toolshed, he's tool making factory.
tool making factory by jjonte December 16, 2008

Babies Making Babies 

Farrah Abraham Teen Mom MTV Babies Making Babies

Dumb Boy: Hey Karoline, I've Been Having A Problem With My Penis..
DumberGirl: What Kind Of Problem? Carlos?
Boy: I Randomly Get Penis Aches. (takes a puff of his inhaler)
Girl: Maybe I can help. I give great massages and in return you can do me a favor...
Boy: Ok, what can I help you with?
Girl: Some one asked me if my cherry was popped, but I didn't even know I had a cherry, can you help me find it?
(pop pop) cherry popped= 9 months later baby is born... Watch Teen Mom To Find Out What Happens Next

salt mining 

A male euphemism for scratching one's genitalia.
"Why is your hand in your pants?"

"Dude, I'm going salt mining."
salt mining by th3mb0n3s March 6, 2010

Deprived of Making Decent Jokes 

You are deprived of making decent jokes.

These pretzels are making me thirsty 

can be used as a term for curiosity.
When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

milking the cobra 

jacking off, masturbating, wank, jerk off, jo
My girl gets what she wants after she is done milking the cobra.
milking the cobra by josh sab December 5, 2007