Unstant Message

Regular postal mail or post it note.

I had to give my aunt a message to let her know my balls were OK. I gave her an unstant message her via post that they were back to normal.

by backotruck September 23, 2012

Multi-Messaging

When you are messaging from more than one device at the same time.

James: Why are some of your messages coming through your phone and some are coming through Facebook?

Val: Because I have both my Mac and my iPhone in front of me. I'm multi-messaging!

by Val the Great August 19, 2012

HD mess

"High Definition mess"

1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.

2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.

Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."

Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."

by beclan October 31, 2012

Manager Mess

When something is nearly perfect and management decides it's a terrible mess anyway

Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess

by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013

wonderful mess

someone who is very outgoing, all over the place, spontaneous, a big jokester, and easy to love

Jennifer Lawrence is a wonderful mess

by whateveridec March 14, 2014

Eraser Mess

When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.

"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"

by Ángel Di María February 26, 2015

Buffer message (.)

A dot '.' sent when someone has read your message but hasn't replied to remind them.

I sent her a buffer message (.) after she ignored my previous messages.

by ChinnaS August 22, 2016